I’m simply jealous that they get to sing and draw pictures all day while I have to relentlessly sit and bash out words
A general air of hangover fatigue will rest on the neighbourhood. Lone, tattered flower garlands will lie abondoned
Among the plethora of tattered Converse All Stars is an apocalyptic scattering of plastic. If you can’t respect it get off my turf
I was on the 263 and didn’t appreciate the constant reminders that I was heading to ‘Holloway: Nag’s Head’
A portion of the money from underground fares could be used to set up support groups for commuters
I think I’ve fallen in love. Not with another man, or a pair of shoes, or even a dazzling summer shade of nail colour
‘I can’t watch television at home, we’re in London! There are so many things to do and see! And lots of it’s free’
If Democracy Village had a dedicated press officer, surely it could have organised adequate sanitation provisions
When I saw two teenage girls offering ‘free hugs’ I assumed they were just deceptively friendly muggers
As I was wandering the streets of London I got to thinking how each type of football fan can be compared to a famous landmark
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