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Tallman Smith

Tallman Smith has written 11 posts for The London Word

Tallman Smith was grown in a petri dish using the cryogenically frozen sperm of Robert Wadlow and the incubated egg of Jane Bunford. Within days he was six foot and after over-coming an early battle with anxiety, he decided to embrace his striking appearance and has been running amok in the capital ever since. Tallman likes pashminas, the River Thames and surprising David Cameron by peering in at his first floor window. The Downing Street policemen co-operate once given a Brick Lane bagel. Tallman loves writing and prides himself on telling it like it is. He hopes to one day be the tallest man to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Bar 104: Shame on You

By Tallman Smith ⋅ December 11, 2012 ⋅ 3 comments

Want to go to a place that steals your evening’s earnings, robs your guests and unduly manhandles them off the premises?

Making Fitness Fun for Summer 2012

By Tallman Smith ⋅ June 20, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

From boxing to boot camps, we have put together a few fun fitness options to help you get in shape for summer 2012

Why I Am Voting For… Ken Livingstone

By Tallman Smith ⋅ May 3, 2012 ⋅ Post a comment

Ken’s first two terms as Mayor of London saw the introduction of lasting changes to the city that we now take for granted

Living With Unobtainaboys

By Tallman Smith ⋅ December 1, 2011 ⋅ One comment

Unobtainaboys are not the misogynistic assholes found in Neil LaBute scripts. They’re good people, just a little gamesy

Down With Drugs

By Tallman Smith ⋅ November 23, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

The best drug experience I’ve ever had took place on a Saturday in August at the end of a secluded road in Tottenham

NYC Loves LDN

By Tallman Smith ⋅ December 1, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell is performing exclusive new material at Shoreditch’s NYC Loves LDN gig this Thursday night

Heart Converse

By Tallman Smith ⋅ February 11, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Turn your favourite kicks into an instrument of global change this Valentine’s Day

Belgo’s Summer LobsterFest

By Tallman Smith ⋅ June 8, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

The monks are out in force at Belgo Centraal this summer at the return of the Belgian restaurant’s legendary LobsterFest

11 Things I Hate About the Tube

By Tallman Smith ⋅ November 17, 2008 ⋅ 17 comments

To get it off my chest I thought I’d share with you my top 11 reasons for loathing the London Underground

Science Museum Celebrates Japan Art and Design

By Tallman Smith ⋅ November 13, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

The exhibition, sponsored by seven Japanese car manufactures, shows how Japanese car design reflects the ‘soil and the spirit of Japan’

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