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Maia Mackney

Maia Mackney has written 6 posts for The London Word
Maia moved to London in 2005 thinking The National Theatre awaited her arrival with breath which was baited only to discover that in actual fact her skills lay much more in the ‘putting crisps in bowls’ department of the jobbing actor/waitress job spec. For years she waited excitedly for Toby Whale’s phone call but discovered slowly it was hard enough to get dirty haired white shirt man from Crazy Larry’s to call her back. Naivety and leg hair was replaced with dry embittered sarcasm and a four inch pair of stilettos she hasn’t yet learned to walk in.

London Cynicism…Part 2

Now that felt more like home. Nothing like a floating Thames-shaped turd to make a Londoner feel nostalgic

London Cynicism vs Venetian Bliss

It occurred to me recently that I so rarely encounter romantics in London that when I do I am dramatically taken aback

28 Days Later

I knew this was going to become another classic anecdote in the ongoing humiliation that is my acting career

Crazy London Town

I have come to realise over my years in London that for every boho-cool Shoreditch resident there are ten notable crazies

All Time London Low…Part 2

It appears that from my four years of being a London-based jobbing actor I am slowly beginning to learn where to draw the line

All Time London Low…Part 1

The producer curtly informed me I should wear ‘easy to slip off’ clothing so I could get down to my undies quick enough

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