Keumars is a disillusioned London-based cynic influenced by a dangerous mixture of perpetual anger and crippling self-doubt. An aspiring wordsmith; he’s found a niche satirising the moronic, but finds writing about himself in the third person disturbing. He also enjoys alcohol, and plays hockey.
8
Jul
2013
The Spectacle of Wimbledon 2013
On a day of sunshine and soaring temperatures Britain saw its very own Andy Murray take the Wimbledon crown by force!
20
Apr
2013
The Elusive British Sunshine
Although it might look a bit nice outside, you'll still need four layers of wool and a smidge of delusion to avoid shivering
27
Feb
2013
Finding It Hard to Love the Shard
The Shard resembles its Middle-Earth counterpart Barad-Dûr if Tolkien's fantasy was disguised as a silver Samsung Galaxy
