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Jonathan Brown

Jonathan Brown has written 24 posts for The London Word
Former Advertising Exec Jonathan is bitter before his time. He can generally be found dreaming of what could have been and criticising what is. No stone, person, place or service is left unturned; his scathing adopts the attitude of ‘one size fit all’. But despite his supposed hatred of all things London Jonathan wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.

London Life: A Superficial Existence?

Some people choose to substantiate their existence with capital gain, social standing and a career descent that gives us mere 9-5er‘s severe social vertigo. 

Credit What? Coping With the Big Crunch

So, this, what is it called again? The ‘Credit Crunch’ is it?  Remind me because it’s hardly been mentioned at work, at home, on the Tube, in the shower, at the vets, during sex, at dinner or anywhere else. Why the newspaper is choosing to ignore the looming recession and focus solely on BBC re-runs of [...]

London Fashion Week Finale

When I rocked up to the Natural History Museum for the last day of London Fashion Week yesterday I knew I was fully indoctrinated into the fashion massive when I was caught bitching in the queue for Ashish.

Nicole Farhi’s Quintessentially British Tea Party

Taking place in the salubrious setting of the Paul Hamlyn Hall at The Royal Opera House, Covent Garden, this show was the most auspicious of my London Fashion Week outings thus far. I was off to see the coveted collection of Nicole Farhi. My eyes were peeled for celebs and my chest accessible for autographs. 

Caroline Charles’ Fashion Week Colour Parade

Caroline Charles knows how to put on a good show. Opting for a live band instead of a banging soundtrack was a great way to enhance the quality of her collection at London Fashion Week. Though, when the band was announced it wasn’t clear if we were told ‘to clap’ or if the band were [...]

Paul Costelloe Opens London Fashion Week

Sunday morning I arrived bright and early at the Natural History Museum to peruse the opening collection of London Fashion Week spring/summer 2009. It was like a scene from The Wizard of Oz (if the yellow brick road had a tedious queue). There was an abundance of backcombed lion’s manes, a lot of brainless chatter [...]

London: A City Obsessed With Technology

I hate technology as much as the Queen hated Dodi Al Fayed; only I’m more upfront about it.  If I was on my moped and saw an Apple Mac sidling along beside me in its Merc’ I would definitely obstruct the driver’s vision. London is a city that lives and breathes technology. Its deep, smoggy [...]

The Soulless Hovel of a London Ad Agency

When I accepted employment as an account manager at a London advertising agency my nearest and dearest patted me on the back and sent me off to the frontline (people in advertising love to speak in war language, ‘assemble the troops’, ‘divide and conquer’, ‘we’re all tossers’… ok maybe they don’t say that last one). 

CyberCandy’s Nostalgia Sweets

The average adult mouth is home to 32 teeth, and for some people these are all sweet. So if your gob is full of sugar-lovin’ pearly whites, and you have exhausted all that London has to offer, go around the world in eighty treats – minus the carbon-guilt – at CyberCandy in Covent Garden.

Cadenhead’s Covent Garden Whisky Shop

Cadenhead’s Covent Garden Whisky Shop is so much like a naturalistic set piece that you would expect the bottles to be filled with brown water and the Scottie dog chained to the front desk to be stuffed. It is so effortlessly authentic inside and out, from the painted sign to the threadbare tartan rug, and the [...]