Former Advertising Exec Jonathan is bitter before his time. He can generally be found dreaming of what could have been and criticising what is. No stone, person, place or service is left unturned; his scathing adopts the attitude of ‘one size fit all’. But despite his supposed hatred of all things London Jonathan wouldn’t want to be anywhere else.
It’s like finding a four-leaf clover in a haystack, but when you stumble upon Bonda Café you won’t be disappointed
Non-Surgical Eye Treatment
There’s nothing more deflating than being told that ‘you look tired’ despite the fact you’ve slept like a log
January is dismal, unexciting and where hope goes to die. Why compound this time of unhappiness with a denial of all things fun?
Brixton’s Newest Fan
Brixton was the last place I would have ever considered living but I was down on my luck and couldn’t afford to be fussy
Swimming on the Spot
I decided that swimming would be my sport of choice for this year's half-arsed attempt to get fit
I Have London Tourette’s
Ordinarily I am mild mannered to a fault; barely able to say ‘pssst’ to a budgie let alone ‘boo’ to a goose
London’s Gay Scene: Minority Divided
The experience of being amongst ‘my people‘ does nothing but undermine my sense of self and exasperate self-loathing.
London: Give Me Some Room
Being separated from London for any amount of time enhances my growing frustration with the city that grates my cheese
London: Like it Or Leave it
Why move to London, rent a mouldy room and suffer relentless damp if you aren’t going to embrace its social(ising) superiority?
Terminal 5 Introduces Brasserie Roux
Like a modern 'Alice in Wonderland', getting to Brasserie Roux restaurant requires quite a journey