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Helen Storey

Helen Storey has written 6 posts for The London Word
Helen is an expatriated Northerner living in the wilds of Bounds Green. Her sense of whimsical cynicism and misanthropic nature makes her the perfect candidate for being an out-of-work journalist. Despite being told otherwise as a small child, she always says yes to strangers. She misses Lucky Charms, Patrick from Casualty and Cadbury’s Fuses. She currently holds a GCSE in Contemporary Dance. True Story.
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Holby Shitty – Part 2

By Helen Storey ⋅ March 12, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

There were moans coming from behind curtains and tired-looking nurses shuffling their plimsoles across the linoleum

Holby Shitty – Part 1

By Helen Storey ⋅ March 6, 2010 ⋅ Post a comment

Whilst Dettol Mould & Mildew Remover may be spectacularly effective at cleaning, it’s not so great when it lands in your eye

Bah Humbug!

By Helen Storey ⋅ December 3, 2009 ⋅ 2 comments

It’s time to start honing the Yuletide gag reflex to perfection for the inevitable force-feeding of festive cheer down our throats

Welcome to The Hotel Helifornia

By Helen Storey ⋅ November 18, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Since I moved to London, I’ve suddenly become far more popular then I ever have been

London: Pure Filth

By Helen Storey ⋅ November 4, 2009 ⋅ One comment

Just before I moved to London, I noticed my northern brethren fitted into one of two camps

Trafalgar Square’s Fourth Plinth

By Helen Storey ⋅ July 31, 2009 ⋅ 4 comments

I can’t help but feel it’s a bit of a cop-out in the artistic stakes